Annee de production: 21 novembre 2001. A vingt ans, Ashtray n'est plus un enfant. Et pour qu'il devienne enfin un adulte, sa m Spoof Videos, Articles, Pictures on Funny Or Die. Parody Movie (Spoofs Batman, Superman, Star Wars, Star Trek. Spoof Movie. In Dependents Day - Spoof Movie. Please remember that this is just a bit of fun. Anyway - this first one has been done to death, but here goes anyway. I hope you enjoy it! Giant spaceships have settled above every major city in America. Oh and a couple of others around the world too. Spoof definition, a mocking imitation of someone or something, usually light and good-humored; lampoon or parody: The show was a spoof of college life. Mix - Loc Dog - Spoof Movie YouTube; spoof movie vf cure dent - Duration: 2:26. Spoof Movie extrait- Le flic raciste - Duration: 1:50. MrMaloghurst 17,609 views. A genious technician is sitting in a park playing chess with his stereotype Jewish father. Stereotype Jewish father: (to genious son) Make a move. Come on already. Genious Technician son: I'm.. Time.. Stereotype Jewish father: Come on. Yeesh! Genious technician son: Check mate. Bye. The Genious technician son leaves on his bicycle as he wants to save the planet by being all 'green'. He get's to his office and switches on his ten computers, monitors and array of gadgets and gizmos. Annoying voiced gay stereotype: David. Where have you BEEN? Genious technician: Erm, on. All our TV pictures are all fuzzy. Oh and we can't figure it out. Genious technician: They've embedded a signal in our satellite feed. Those aliens. Annoying voiced gay stereotype: You worked that out fast. Genious technician: Yeah, for some reason these aliens don't have their own communication system. Streaming Watch Spoof movie Online, Free Streaming Full Movie Spoof movie . Et pour qu'il devienne enfin un adulte, sa m.Anyway, it's counting down and in around seven hours they'll zap us. Annoying voiced gay stereotype: And then WHAT? Genious technician son: We'll be dead. Annoying voiced gay stereotype: And then WHAT? Genious technician son: Well we won't have to put up with your ridiculous voice anymore. Annoying voiced gay stereotype: Well I'd better call my lawyer in an attempt at comic relief. Stupid civilians take to the roof tops of any skyscraper they can. For some reason none of them have been locked. Stupid civilian 1: My god I hope they bring back Elvis! Stupid civilian 2: They abused me sexually. It was great. Stupid civilian 1: Oh.. The genious tecnician makes his way to Washington with his father. The president must be warned! President: You! How did you get in here. We're in a state of maximum emergency! Genious technician: Well I triangulated my ex- wifes position in the White House, she let me in then the secret service let me walk right into the oval office. President: I see. Anyway - I don't have time for this, we are a little busy. And who is this old guy with you? Genious technician: Oh that's my stereotype Jewish father. President: Hello sir. But we don't have time for this! Genious technician's ex wife: Listen to him! He's found something that no- one else in the whole world with million dollar equipment has found! Genious technician: Yes. The aliens have embedded a signal in our satellites to co- ordinate an attack. President: Why? Can't they use their own communications devices? What if we didn't have satellites? Genious technician: Weeell, I wouldn't have stumbled upon it otherwise. Anyway, look at my Mac laptop. They are moving into position. LONG DRAMATIC PAUSE... And the clock is ticking! A helicoper equiped with flashing lights that make a cool 'whooshing' noise approaches one of the behemoth saucers. They begin a sequence of flashes at the saucer in an attempt to communicate. Dispensable pilot: Welcome wagon is in position. Beginning sequence. Radio: Withdraw - that's an order. The dispensable pilot ignores the instructions and keeps up the light show. Slowly a hatch opens (menacingly) and bright greenish light bathes the copter. Dispensable pilot: This could be some kind of response. Suddenly some 1. 95. Meanwhile, back at the White House.. President: Okay - let's evacuate. Everyone on board air- force one! So the president, some secret service dudes, a whiny secretary of defence, a gruff grumpy general, the genious technician (and his ex wife president aide) and his father climb aboard air force one. Stereotype Jewish father: We have our own phone. Nice. The Mac laptop countdown reaches ZEROA few seconds later.. Genious technician: Check- mate. A blatantly obvious model of air force one streaks along a toy runway whilst the alien saucer opens its bottom hatch and fires its primary weapon. The bright green lazer beam destroys the White House with ease and somehow spreads a fireball all across the city. Model Air force one makes it out just in time. Millions of people in Washington are vapourised by the lazer shooting fireball type weapon. All of the morons on top of skyscrapers across the land are killed too as each saucer unleashes it's WMD. News soon filters through about the devastation. Millions are already dead and this is just the beginning! The war hero president orders a counter attack. El Tora base. A generic general is briefing a group of pilots giving details of the target and it's location. Like a kid's classroom two pilots at the back of the room are not paying full attention. Generic general: Something you want to add to this briefing Captain? Wisecracking pilot: I'm just a little anxious to get up there and wup ET's easss! Generic general: You'll get your chance. You'll all get your chance. Annoying pilot: Let's kick the tyres and light the fires! Generic general: I'm enjoying you're gung ho attitude towards this. It's not as if millions of people have been killed or anything. Meanwhile, back in the city.. The wisecracking pilot's girlfriend (who is a stripper) is attempting to leave the city with their little boy and dog. Unfortunately they are trapped in a tunnel which is backed up with traffic. She spies the giant fireball from the alien saucer moving towards them in the rear view mirror of her car. Thinking quickly she grabs the little boy and runs into a utility cupboard as the fireball with the desctructive properties of an atomic bomb moves closer. The dog jumps in with barely a nano- second to spare without even singeing it's arse. A raging firestorm that decimates trucks and entire buildings does not enter an open doorway. Nor does it burn away all the oxygen. Anyway, the stripper, boy and dog all survive. Meanwhile, back at El Toro.. The brave pilots launch and head towards the giant ship. Annoying pilot: Hey big daddy, let's kick the tyres and light the fires! Wisecracking pilot: No big speech about us - the Black Knights? Annoying pilot: The good reverand said, that the Black Knights will kick the tyres and light the fires! The squadron soon approach the giant saucer. The massive ship hangs menacingly in the air. Each pilot locks on an air- to- air missile that would do very little damage to such a large ship. They each fire and the missiles stream towards their target. Meanwhile the president watches as some unknown feed shows him the position of each missile on a screen as they home in on the giant saucer. At the last second, each missile detonates harmlessly in mid- air. Wisecracking pilot: Aww HELL no! Switching to side- winders, moving in. Each pilot locks on a lightweight sidewinder missile and again they are unleashed. Once again the missiles streak towards their target, and once again they detonate before hitting the hull of the spacecraft. The president is shown a nice little animation of each missile detonating on an invisible line. Wisecracking pilot: Aww HELL NO! They've got some sort of protective shield. Knights, pull up! The pilots pull up as hundreds of alien fighters spew forth from the mothership. One pilot that we don't care about has the usual flight stick- stuck problem, and crashes into the invisisble sheild. His plane is engulfed in flames. The alien fighters make short work of the squadron - even they have sheilds too! Pretty soon only the wisecracker and the annoying pilot remain. Wisecracking pilot: Okay - let's see if we can outtrun 'em. Annoying pilot: Let's kick the tyres and light the fires! Instead of the whole alien squadron chasing down the remaining F- 1. The rest fly back inside the giant saucer ship. Wisecracking pilot: Come on we gotta push it we gotta go! Woo HOO! Annoying pilot: Why are you whupping and cheering after your whole squadron was wiped out in a matter of minutes? Wisecracking pilot: Eh? Annoying pilot: Oh sorry, I meant let's kick the tyres and. Wisecracking pilot: Shut the hell up! The alien fighters gain on the F- 1. The annoying pilot panics and tries to bank at high speed. Wisecracking pilot: Whaddaya doin'? You can't bank like that at this speed! Annoying pilot: Let's kick the.. He explodes in a fireball. We all heave a huge sigh of relief. The alien fighter returns to the giant saucer instead of helping to destroy the wisecracking pilot. The remaining alien fighter is suddenly a poor shot as it chases down the remaining F- 1. Suddenly they appear to be flying through the Grand Canyon pulling areobatic stunts. The wisecracking pilot outwits the alien and it's thousand- year- more- advanced- than- us fighter by deploying a newly invented F- 1. The alien fighter crash lands just as our wise- cracker ejects to safety. The wisecracking pilot lands and removes his parachute and approaches the downed alien craft just as the occupant emerges. Our wisecracker knocks out the alien with a single well aimed punch to the head. Except it's really the aliens outer bio- mechanical suit, but we don't know that yet. Wisecracking pilot: Welcome to Earth! Still hitting out with witty quips he follows up with: Now that's what I call a close encounter! Our wisecracking pilot drags the unconscious alien across the salt flats via his parachute. A convoy of refugees looking for safe haven stop and pick him up. He tells them of a base he 'saw' whilst flying overhead - even though he was pulling impossible manouvers and being chased by a being from another world at the time. Anyway, after a while travelling they happen across the gateway to Area 5. They arrive at Area 5. President: Why was I not told about this place? How do you get funding for something like this? I bet all this gear is expensive! Sniveller: Two words Mr President. F**k you! President: I'm sorry, I was distracted by Adam Baldwin's forehead. Come again? Sniveller: I said, two words Mr President, plausable deniability. They are greeted by a sterotype nerdy professor. President: Hey it's DATA out of Star Trek! Dr Okun: Ha h h ha. The resemblence is uncaanny.
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